while browsing through facebook, i accidentally friend requested someone i didn’t know
and then, out of fear, i canceled my friend request
S.O.S
or rather S.M.S. (save my soul)
more specifically S.M.F.M.D (save me from my derp)
meh, bad day
i just want to eat cherry ice cream and crawl into my covers and sleep for the next three weeks
f1rst kiss!!1!!
look at my iphone 3 being all jelly. robert heinlein said “jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.” sucks to suck, cracked iPhone 3 that never turns off unless it runs out batteries in 1 hour and with the pieces falling off.
rest assured, there’s actually an iphone 4s inside that box. i’m not just entering a relationship with an empty shell of a man.
yay, senior relationships! guys, i don’t have to third/fourth/fifth wheel anymore — invite me on your (double/triple/quadruple) dates!
i am not going to school tomorrow!
i think this is going to be the first time i’ll be taking a day off because i’m sick in my entire high school career of four years.
except i might come in to take the WAS short answers. (we’ll see how things go in the morning.) gotta reaffirm saenz that i’m a gal.
which if you haven’t heard the best story ever, i asked ms. saenz if i could keep a tissue box (because i was pretty much blowing niagara falls out of my nose). she said, “of course! you look terrible. your nose is red and your eyes are puffy.” and i told her that i was going to stay home for the day, but i didn’t want to miss the WAS test. and she replied, very much so impressed (she was almost slow clapping), “what a gal, what a gal.”
so pros to being sick: saenz validated my gender.
i just discovered this youtube channel called “toddletale”, featuring funny and cute babies/toddlers.
my mom and i have spent over half an hour of watching videos and laughing hysterically.
saturday afternoon well spent.
This song is my metaphorical dream.
We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.
I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”
Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’
It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwich or a whole meal.
(Source: wenchymcwench, via heyfunniest)
thoughts as of right now:
why can’t i be normal?
